House Behind Us 4 Sale, Going Going GONE!!!

Hey precious people.
The house right behind us is for sale and we pretty much would want people that read this blog on a regular basis to live by us, yes you reading right now, we want you as a neighbor. If we sell the house, we get to keep their trampoline (which translates into, a FREE trampoline for you). So what do ya say? There is a gate between the yards and we don't want to have to lock the gate or put up a new fence. Plus I've already lived by chain smokers and although they're the nicest people, my lungs don't agree. In any case these wonderful folks finished the basement and it's a really nice big basement. It's a darling Rambler home in an Awesome ward. I hear the backyard neighbors are especially peachy. If you buy this home, I will personally mow your lawn and do your weed killing, landscaping for a year. Layton is a wonderful place to live now that we have the finest freeway system in Utah. It takes me exactly 35 minutes from Murray to Layton now that Legacy Parkway is open. We have everything by us here, Target, Bed Bath and Beyond, Shopko, WalMart, Sams Club, Michaels, Red Robin, Chilis, Movie Theaters, Golf Courses, Baseball Diamonds, etc., pretty much everything that you could think of. We're also right by the Great Salt Lake which is pretty much a staple of Utah. Did you know that our snow is the greatest snow on earth because the salt gets caught up in the storms and then makes the snow more fluffy on the mountains? Yep, all because of the Great Salt Lake that Heavenly Father put there. We don't want to lock our gate and really would want our friends to live behind us. Also, just think of all the fun memories that we'll have. P.s. don't tell Janae, but I'll put the down payment for you on our American Express, hee hee.